Style Challenger Pillows

A New Jacket

Bad Bad Day

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I don't like your application."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'I'll take it!'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Changing Room Decisions

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.