Style Challenger Pillows

A New Jacket

Bad Bad Day

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mister Pretty Shoes

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Changing Room Decisions

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'I'll take it!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Hair Traffic control.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Rejuvenile Delinquents.