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'The boss used to own a bar before he went into business.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Towny Music Night.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

GURLERS

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Galoots in cahoots

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'