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Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"What'll ya have?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

Galoots in cahoots

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Saloon Selectives

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'