Saloon Vibes Lover Mugs

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Galoots in cahoots

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Saloon Selectives

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"It's the Florida kid."

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but