Saloon Story Lover Prints

It's nothing, boys- just the price we pay to live in a dynamic frontier society.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"What'll ya have?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

Saloon Selectives

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"It's the Florida kid."

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'