Tour De Living Room Gifts

Tour de Fran's

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"In da house"

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"This house comes with smart windows. They automatically open when my husband takes his shoes off."

Tour de Pothole.

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

Another climate conference...

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

"You claim you walk 20 feet, 10 times a day. I'm guessing that's the distance from your TV to the refrigerator."

"You were right. He loves it."

'We want ocean view accommodations, Pacific for him and Atlantic for me.'

'It's a pack rat!'

'Your job is to see that no one interrupts while I'm on a roll.'

"If his coffee is black, expect disagreeable. If sugars and cream, she'll be more amenable."

A child with his mother and a doctor.

"It's not a night scope view of anything, I think our picture tube just blew."

'And next we have a classic cape cod...'

Endurance training during self-isolation.

Taking into account all the uncertainties over quarantine, I think I best holiday option is probably the living room

"My first Social Security check."

"And, at the end of a busy day, this is where John comes to self-describe."