Living Room Traveler Gifts

Taking into account all the uncertainties over quarantine, I think I best holiday option is probably the living room

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Are we there yet?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Ah...here they are!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Sunbathing with your PC.

'Bed & Bagel'

Car Journey.

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"He keeps touching me!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

Viva Las Vegas.

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"I demand to be moved away from this screaming kid!"

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

Car Pools.

"This is the captain speaking. I urge the hysterical brat in seat 18C to screech in a lower key. Thanks."

This country is on the road to ruin!

Taxi Debates

Hell or paradise = New York or Moscow

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."