Free Time Appreciation Gifts

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Haircuts

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Office pics on dinner table.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Swinging

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."