Free Time Appreciation Gifts

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Haircuts

"She's been so creative lately."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Office pics on dinner table.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Swinging

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Home Sweet Home

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'