Time Appreciation Gifts

'Funny how the years race by. . . and the afternoons crawl.'

"I always thought getting old would take longer."

Passage of Time

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Can that be right?"

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

1986 is my year

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Time? Time's relative.'

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"

The passage of time.

Thanks for the memories!

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.

"What a beautiful day."

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'