"A day is a long time."
Time Perception Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the quirky nature of those who are always aware of time’s fleeting presence? Our selection for time perception enthusiasts features humorous and thoughtful items perfect for anyone who juggles moments or treasures every second.
"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"
"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."
Atomic Bear: Part 21
"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"
Dr. Roo.
"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."
Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.
"You keep impeccable time."
Bingo's Time Out - Part Three
'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'
'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'
Jason and the Aga notes,
"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."
"Can that be right?"
Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.
"It's about time."
'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'
"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."
"Hello - I'm from the future..."
"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."
Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.
"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."
Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight
"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."
"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."
"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"
Time Machine Collision.
"I come from the future."
"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."
"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."
Famous Optical Illusions!
Atomic Bear: Part 18
"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."
The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'
Time Perception Gifts Collection
Time Perception Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for those who love to joke about time—find the ideal humorous gift today.
Time Perception Pillows
Browse our pillows adorned with witty sayings about the fleeting nature of time—bring humor and comfort into their home.
Time Perception Prints
Discover art prints that cleverly depict the tricky concept of time perception—great for decorating with a sense of humor.
Time Perception T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts that celebrate the quirky side of living with a keen sense of time—perfect for every time-conscious individual.