Time Perception Ponderers Gifts

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Rock - see you in a million years!

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'Okay, who spilled the beans to that Darwin guy?'

"That's not the real me."

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"The lack of perspective kills me..."

'I'll take THIS mirror.'

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'Your mirror's cracked.' - 'No, that's your head.'

Clothes Make the man...

"I just paint what I see."

The Dinner Builiding

The invisibility of the invisible man always ended in the most unfortunate places.