"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"
Time Perception Ponderers Pillows
Add a touch of philosophical comfort to any room with pillows that celebrate the wonder of how we perceive time and moments—ideal for thoughtful corners and cozy spaces.
A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.
Rock - see you in a million years!
"WOW, we're on top of the world!"
'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'
"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."
'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'
Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.
'We'll skip that rubbish.'
'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'
'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'
"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."
"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."
Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.
Jealousy
"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."
"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."
"Do you have any books on perception?"
I write a daily blog complaining how I don't have time to write my novel.
Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.
The Hole that Divides
'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'
"The lack of perspective kills me..."
"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."
'Okay, who spilled the beans to that Darwin guy?'
'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'
'I'll take THIS mirror.'
Berkeley Webcams
"That's not the real me."
People respond to their map of reality - NOT reality
'Your mirror's cracked.' - 'No, that's your head.'
Clothes Make the man...
'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'
The Dinner Builiding
Optimists Live Longer.
Time Perception Ponderers Pillows Collection
Time Perception Ponderers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate curiosity about time and perception—perfect for daily reflections and inspiring conversations.
Time Perception Ponderers Prints
Find inspiring prints that visually explore the mysteries of time and perception—ideal for sparking conversation and contemplation.
Time Perception Ponderers T-Shirts
Our t-shirts feature clever designs that capture the essence of pondering time, perfect for making a thoughtful statement in casual style.