Time Ponderer Pillows

'Funny how the years race by. . . and the afternoons crawl.'

Dear Diary, I called yesterday the first day of the rest of my life, so that makes today the second day of the rest of my life, and tomorrow the third day of the rest of my life. I don

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

Rock - see you in a million years!

"So my humans have been gone for weeks, days, or maybe hours. Dang, I hate not having a concept of time."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Totalitarian Humour

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Progress?

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Baxter finally gets a life

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Formula.

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

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