Time Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with your inner thinker? Our 'time ponderer' collection celebrates curiosity and creativity. Whether they love to reflect on life's big questions or enjoy a moment of quiet contemplation, these products blend humor and insight. Great for artists, writers, or anyone who cherishes thoughtful moments amid their busy day.

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'Funny how the years race by. . . and the afternoons crawl.'

'Funny how the years race by. . . and the afternoons crawl.' mockup

'Funny how the years race by. . . and the afternoons crawl.'

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"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

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Rock - see you in a million years! mockup

Rock - see you in a million years!

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"So my humans have been gone for weeks, days, or maybe hours. Dang, I hate not having a concept of time."

"So my humans have been gone for weeks, days, or maybe hours. Dang, I hate not having a concept of time." mockup

"So my humans have been gone for weeks, days, or maybe hours. Dang, I hate not having a concept of time."

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'I don't remember predetermining THAT!' mockup

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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Totalitarian Humour

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'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.' mockup

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

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"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games." mockup

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

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"Death coach..."

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'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.' mockup

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

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'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.' mockup

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

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'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.' mockup

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

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The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

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The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

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'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!' mockup

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

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Progress?

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"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?" mockup

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

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Baxter finally gets a life

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"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?" mockup

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

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"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions." mockup

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

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Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

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Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

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"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano." mockup

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

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"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same." mockup

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

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Formula.

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"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby." mockup

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

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"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking." mockup

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

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'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.' mockup

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

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"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality." mockup

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

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"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years." mockup

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

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Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway. mockup

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

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Quiz

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"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..." mockup

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

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The big life questions that really get us thinking.

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The big life questions that really get us thinking.

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'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.' mockup

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

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CREEPY AF AI

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Time Ponderer Gifts Collection

Time Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the 'time ponderer'—perfect for inspiring moments, morning reflections, or as a thoughtful gift for creative minds.

Time Ponderer Pillows

Enhance your space with cozy pillows that celebrate the art of pondering, perfect for the thoughtful soul to relax and reflect in style.

Time Ponderer Prints

Find inspiring prints that capture the essence of reflection and creativity, adding a thoughtful touch to any room or workspace.

Time Ponderer T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts for the curious and insightful—each designed to showcase the thoughtful side of everyday life with humor and style.