Time Perception Pillows

"A day is a long time."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Can that be right?"

Jason and the Aga notes,

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

"I come from the future."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'