Time Theory Gifts

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sigmund Freud.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"You keep impeccable time."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Dr. Roo.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Can that be right?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Jason and the Aga notes,

"It's about time."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"It's running five minutes fast."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."