Time Theory Gifts

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Sigmund Freud.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"You keep impeccable time."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Can that be right?"

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."