Appreciating Life Gifts

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

celebrating a birth.

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Bird Song.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"It's over!"

Liking a Painting

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Thanks for the memories!

Life is just four letters...

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

'Hey Wayne!'

"We didn't see anything so special about the light in Greece. We have the same light in Tuckahoe."

What's the best way to stop your milk from going sour?

Heaven's Way

'So you mean to tell me I spent a fortune on years of therapy and a 'tummy rub' was the answer all along?'

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"What a beautiful day."

"I think I'll call the new foal Bill. . .He's due at the end of the month."

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."