Life's Simple Joy Appreciator Gifts

'So you mean to tell me I spent a fortune on years of therapy and a 'tummy rub' was the answer all along?'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

William Tell in his younger years.

How to injury yourself as an adult

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach

Life is just four letters...

"I like how you keep things simple."

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."

'Learn to enjoy the little things...for example, I'm delighted by all the pocket change I find under that couch!'

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

"You know, I'm happy in my world of low expectations."

Another sleepy one town horse.

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

"In the old days, being a sheep-dog was easy Son: Now, I have to do a roll-call twice a day and fill in timesheets..."

"Isn't it incredible that both of is, at this exact same moment are unemployed/"

"Thank goodness speed bumps were finally put in. They drive like maniacs around here!"

Everyday Hospice

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'

Hibernate all winter, lose weight, wake up refreshed...life is good.

"One day Merle decided he had enough of politics."

'What ever happened to whittling?'

'Every time I stop to smell the roses, I find that some jerk's dog has been there first.'

'At least we're easily satisfied.'