Ordinary Life Appreciator Gifts

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

celebrating a birth.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

Bird Song.

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

St Bernard Toilet Holder

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Where the Wild things Aren't.

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Life is just four letters...

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

'Hey Wayne!'

Heaven's Way

What's the best way to stop your milk from going sour?

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

'So you mean to tell me I spent a fortune on years of therapy and a 'tummy rub' was the answer all along?'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

'Rock beats Scissors!'

"I think I'll call the new foal Bill. . .He's due at the end of the month."

Horse lit up by electric fence. Title: 'Hot Lunch on the Ponderosa'