Outdoor Pacing Gifts

Winter workplace cabin fever.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Football Fans

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

How about going easy on the carbs

Snow Devil

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Marco ..."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"First snowman?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'