Indoor Exercise Gifts

Rowing machine on a river.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Dog Walking Services

"She's been so creative lately."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Keep Fit.

Cat gets a hole in one

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"In da house"

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Olympic Torch Training

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Exercising in Confinement

Sport

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Gamers

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."