Indoor Exercising Gifts

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Dog Walking Services

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Sisyphus during Covid

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Keep Fit.

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

Olympic Torch Training

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"In da house"

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Sport

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."