Home Workout Devotee Gifts

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Sport

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Exercising in Confinement

The Wonder Gym.

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Power Mower Walking.

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"Set it on 'slow'."