Home Workout Lover Pillows

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Sisyphus during Covid

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Keep Fit.

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Strive to win!

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

'It's just what I always wanted!'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Sport

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Exercising in Confinement

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Self-Isolating Hamster