Home Workout Wannabes Pillows

'And when I say clothes horse I mean the exercise bike.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Sisyphus during Covid

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Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Exercising in Confinement

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Sport

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve