Garage Jam Enthusiast Pillows

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"It's worse than I thought."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Cottage Industry

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

Freeways in the Supermarket

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

The copier is making a whining noise.

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

No Air Guitar

Birdhouse Garage

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Basketball net above the garage door.

Homemade Jam.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener."

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'True - we may just be a garage band. But now we've got a manager and we'll be touring the biggest garages in town.'

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

Fun City Update

'Are you genetically modified? - Then you'll love our G.M. food.'