Garage Jam Enthusiast Gifts

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Freeways in the Supermarket

Cottage Industry

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

The copier is making a whining noise.

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Basketball net above the garage door.

No Air Guitar

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"They're meant to be crap, right?"

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Birdhouse Garage

Homemade Jam.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener."

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

'True - we may just be a garage band. But now we've got a manager and we'll be touring the biggest garages in town.'

'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

Fun City Update

'Are you genetically modified? - Then you'll love our G.M. food.'