Jam Jar Enthusiast Gifts

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Preserved

"Tip my boy."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Cottage Industry

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

The copier is making a whining noise.

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Niche market'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

Homemade Jam.

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

"I'm drinking far too much. Last Saturday night I overindulged and left a 500 dollar tip."

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

"Things have been tough. Carol is going through the change."

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

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