Jam Jar Enthusiast Gifts

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Jerry Garcia, RIP

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Preserved

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Tip my boy."

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

Cottage Industry

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

The copier is making a whining noise.

'Niche market'

"The Toast Whisperer"

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Homemade Jam.

"Play dead!"

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

"I'm drinking far too much. Last Saturday night I overindulged and left a 500 dollar tip."

"Things have been tough. Carol is going through the change."

Gordon Ramsay's Own Brand

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

"No, no, no! We never start playing with an empty jar!"

'Got any ideas for a band name?'