Change Jar Enthusiast Gifts

"Things have been tough. Carol is going through the change."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Turmoil change.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"Tip my boy."

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'I drink to bring about change.'

Motorist's Swear Box

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

Life is change

'I can't take the position until I overcome inertia.'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"Instead of poison, I introduce liberal, intellectual ants into the population, eroding the ants' patriotism and causing them to question the authoritarian rule of the queen. Slowly, over generations, it weakens the ants' genetic resolve to the point where they stay in the nest at all times, watching television and writing letters to the editor."

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Street musician enterprises.

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'