Garage Lovers T-Shirts

'Here's your problem, mate. You know nothing about cars, and I could be telling you any old rubbish.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Repairing the UFO

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

Take me to: Your leader.

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

The traveling Yard Sale.

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

'Fill 'er up!'

'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Birdhouse Garage

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"They're meant to be crap, right?"

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

MOT Emissions Test: Pass/Fail.

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'