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'Fill 'er up!'

Pet Cemetery.

Life after death

'We've found the problem...'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

'I've never felt so alive...'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

Blues musicians who never found their audience

Campground Wi-fi.

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

HA HA PAID NO TAXES

"He loved football very much."

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

Does it come with an anti virus package?

He Watched Sports

'Honey, tell me honestly - Does this operating system make me look Big-Endian?'

The Semi-trailer Truck's version of a Cemetery with a truck about to be buried

Bad a bling - Mafia Jewellery Store.

'Let's just say he wasn't a big fan of election years.'

November: Your lawn will have stopped growing now.

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

"Hello?"

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

Just Resting

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

Ran out of time.

'It's no use, our radar is out! I'm afraid it's all up to you now Wally!!'

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