Garage Humor Lover Prints

'Fill 'er up!'

Life after death

'We've found the problem...'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

'I've never felt so alive...'

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

Campground Wi-fi.

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Rust in Piece - Second Hand Car Salesman.

HA HA PAID NO TAXES

"He loved football very much."

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

'I've told you before, I don't like broccoli.'

Does it come with an anti virus package?

He Watched Sports

The Semi-trailer Truck's version of a Cemetery with a truck about to be buried

Bad a bling - Mafia Jewellery Store.

'Honey, tell me honestly - Does this operating system make me look Big-Endian?'

November: Your lawn will have stopped growing now.

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

"Hello?"

'Let's just say he wasn't a big fan of election years.'

'There goes the scourge of this county.'

Just Resting

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Ran out of time.

"Excuse me, I have a cold."

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

'It's no use, our radar is out! I'm afraid it's all up to you now Wally!!'