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'Thanks for putting in a new engine... Pity you forgot to take out the old one.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Life after death

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

'We've found the problem...'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

'Fill 'er up!'

'Nothing much happened in the Middle East today.... Ha! -- Just kidding.'

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

'I've never felt so alive...'

"Somehow these awards are seeming less special."

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

Blower wars.

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

Blues musicians who never found their audience

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

Doomsdayer waves sign saying 'The world isn't going to end, it's just going to suck'.

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.