Gas Geek Gifts

Helium (tanker truck)

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Disease Management

"Take me to your Larder!"

Eldrow

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Sales.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Graph to find your IQ

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Oil shock.

"We're going to need more pets."

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'