Gas Engineer Mugs

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Woo-hoo!"

EXXON EXTINCTION

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

I think I can...

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

Home Heating Oil

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Oil on Mars.

Fuels paradise.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

Iranian Oil

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Price of crude oil rockets!

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

Oil Workers

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'