Gas Engineer Mugs

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

EXXON EXTINCTION

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

I think I can...

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"Woo-hoo!"

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

Home Heating Oil

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Fuels paradise.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Oil on Mars.

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Iranian Oil

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Price of crude oil rockets!