Gas Repairman T-Shirts

'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Fixing the TV.

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Tech support...can I help you!

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Was it a fuse?"

Bio Fuels.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

Natural gas

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"You're late."

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"Looks like you ran over a porcupine."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'