Gas Repairman Gifts

'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Fixing the TV.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Tech support...can I help you!

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Bio Fuels.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Was it a fuse?"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

Natural gas

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"You're late."

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...