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Woman misunderstanding when man asks her what kind of gas meter she has

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

'This man says he can cut our heat bill in half.'

'Well, how the heck do you think we breathe fire?'

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

High speed cinder block

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Battery Lighthouse

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fixing the TV.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Early Tech Support

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.