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'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Bio Fuels.

Natural gas

Nuclear energy.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"Woo-hoo!"

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

Recalculating!

Home Heating Oil

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"When the mist clears, turn right."

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

GPS HIghway to Hell

Crab-Nav

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

'Dear oh dear, what cowboy did this then?'

Springtime on the wind farm.

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.

Recalculating

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'