Natural Gas Technician Pillows

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Bio Fuels.

Natural gas

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear energy.

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

Recalculating!

Home Heating Oil

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

GPS HIghway to Hell

"When the mist clears, turn right."

'Dear oh dear, what cowboy did this then?'

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

Crab-Nav

"At the first opportunity, make a U-turn."

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'