Gas Fitter Pillows

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

'Dear oh dear, what cowboy did this then?'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Bio Fuels.

Natural gas

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

I think I can...

Home Heating Oil

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

'I'm applying for the job emptying fas metres.'

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

Helium Parachute

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'

'Well, how the heck do you think we breathe fire?'

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank

'You're brakes are still a tad spongy, so I've made your horn louder.'

"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"

"More champagne, please, sweetie. . . and thanks. . . !"

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"

Helium (tanker truck)