Gas Repair Technician T-Shirts

'We've had a call about a faulty pilot light.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Organic Soldering.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Bio Fuels.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

Natural gas

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

Home Heating Oil

Working in recovery of Hurricane

CLEAR!

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Genius Bar