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'We've had a call about a faulty pilot light.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Organic Soldering.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Bio Fuels.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

Natural gas

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

Home Heating Oil

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

CLEAR!

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Genius Bar

A self-filling prophecy.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Working in recovery of Hurricane

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'