Pipeline Engineer T-Shirts

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Pipelines

J. R. R. Tolkien

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Lazy plumber.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Critical Ethanol report

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Woo-hoo!"

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Oil on Mars.

Fuels paradise.

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Pipe dreams!

"I say!"

Coffin floating out of outflow pipe.

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Iranian Oil