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"I don't want a plubmer who's always at my disposal."

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Fly Fishing

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

"Have you seen my wife?"

Organ Player

Thames Pizza

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Alpine Pipe

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Pipe dreams!

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

"No doubt about it. Scientifically speaking, knowledge of the river will expand in direct proportion to the length of Mr. Van Gundy's new air hose."

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Lighting a Pipe