Pipe Explorer Gifts

"I don't want a plubmer who's always at my disposal."

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Fly Fishing

J. R. R. Tolkien

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Lazy plumber.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

"Have you seen my wife?"

Organ Player

Thames Pizza

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Alpine Pipe

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Pipe dreams!

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Lighting a Pipe

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."