Oil Rig Engineer Pillows

'Here's a job for you, oil rig engineer. You start at the top and work yourself down.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

US Energy Needs.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Snake in the grass...

Libyan Crude Oil

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Car Breast-Feeding

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Take me to your leader. . .

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Keystone XL

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Energy trap.