Drilling Engineer Pillows

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

Oil Workers

Rosebank oil field

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"What's a patent?"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Albert Einstein

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"We've made great progress!"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Thinking Gears

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I told you it would be useful.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

The first car accident.

' A good idea '

"Google car."