Drilling Engineer Pillows

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

Oil Workers

Rosebank oil field

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Hmph. College kids.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"What's a patent?"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"We've made great progress!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Thinking Gears

' A good idea '

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

The first car accident.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Claus 2.0

Pipe Dream.

Light Bulb Moment