Oil Rig Adventurer Pillows

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Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Car Breast-Feeding

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Fuels paradise.

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

"See what a few beers mingled with some great ideas will do for the boss?"

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

A 'failed' brake check!

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Oil Workers

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

"Look at the bright side - employment for thousands trying to clean it up."