Digging Gifts

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'This day is just going from bad to worse!'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'You spoil that dog Ralph!'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

'We've hit the jackpot,d Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

Builder digging through to Australia.

'My turn now!'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Sunbathers.

'We've found a woman from the fifth century b.c. and above her an early patio.'

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

"O.K., Peter, time to go."

Boy shows digging dog a Dig Safe sign.

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

Faculty Lounge. Archeologists throw the worst parties --- We went to a field and looked for leg bones. It wasn't a party, Ernie. It was a "shin-dig."

Cleanliness, on the other hand, is nowhere near dogliness.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Come on, hop on. Do you want to find the bone or not?!"

"If we dig deep enough, they say, we can go all the way to China or Hong Kong but not, at this point, to Taiwan."

Go! Means NOW!

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'I think I've scored.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'