Military Drills Gifts

Volunteers training with rifles

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"All rise."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

War Exercise.

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

Volunteer field day at Brighton, April 21, 1862

Extreme camouflage

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

"You call that a push-up!? My mother can do better. Work it!"

"Rustle when I call your name and I'll bring your diploma to you."

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Think hard soldier! When I threw the practice grenade, did you hear me say 'fetch'?

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'